Thank you The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories.
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Dear Shoes,

Thank you for your recent support.

Even though I tend to walk all over you, I hold you close to my heart.

Until tomorrow,

Me
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There once was a man looking at the sea

He was holding a bottle

'I got your message' he said
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If I read our story backwards, it’s about how I un-broke your heart, and then we were happy until one day you forgot about me forever.

I love happy endings.
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Sleep escapes me.
Though I chase it
It eludes me at every turn.
Sleep is to me as
Frank was to the cop in Catch Me If You Can:
Somehow just a step ahead
In the direction I don't seem to be heading.

Sleep is to me as
Water is to a beached whale:
If I don't get some soon I'm in trouble.
Sleep escapes me.
Though I chase it
It eludes me at every turn.

Sleep is to me as
Jerry is to Tom:
A wild game of cat and mouse
In a world where the mouse always wins.
Sleep escapes me.
Though I chase it
It eludes me at every turn.